The drama continues in Appalachia, but no comedy in sight. Tragically, the slaughter of the mountains continues. Our part time legislature is the original Friend of Coal and are even considering issuing vanity license plates for a nice fee. Now, even you can be a Friend of Coal.
As a friend, you can witness Big Bertha, the fifteen story shovel, lovingly dump the coal into overweight trucks and the spoiled rock down in the streams below. Watch fish die and your southern neighbors drink black water. Everyone will thank you for "keeping the lights on".