Massey Energy has been put on notice by the EPA that the assault on the mountains has new defenders in the White House. Again...mountains don't grow on trees.

THE SPONGE WORKS

Dylan said something about stealing with a fountain pen being worse than a gun.

VITO CLINTONI REMEMBERS MONICA

PIECE NOW.

THE DOG WHISPERER

RUSH GIVES THEM UP

EARLY BARRY

BARRY WAS ALWAYS ''A DAY EARLY, AND A DOLLAR LONG"

MOUNTAINS DON'T GROW ON TREES..AGAIN

The drama continues in Appalachia, but no comedy in sight. Tragically, the slaughter of the mountains continues. Our part time legislature is the original Friend of Coal and are even considering issuing vanity license plates for a nice fee. Now, even you can be a Friend of Coal.

As a friend, you can witness Big Bertha, the fifteen story shovel, lovingly dump the coal into overweight trucks and the spoiled rock down in the streams below. Watch fish die and your southern neighbors drink black water. Everyone will thank you for "keeping the lights on".

Welcome to City Hall

Our newly elected officials take office today. Tomorrow is their first official meeting. As expected, it's canceled.